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Wild West - Day 1

(Penny appears)

Penny: Six shooters: locked and loaded

Penny: Old timey piano music: downloaded

Penny: Chance of taco: 0.015%

Penny: Margin of error: 0.016%

(Penny leaves)

Wild West - Day 2

(Crazy Dave appears)

Crazy Dave: Ah, I remember the good old days. The days where you got to go down in the mines with those minecarts you move along a track.

(Penny appears)

Penny: User Dave, you were not alive during this time period. Why exactly would you say such a thing?

Crazy Dave: Because I'm CRAAAAAAAZY!

(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

Wild West - Day 5

(Penny appears)

Penny: It's high noon, and waves of zombies about.

(Crazy Dave appears)

Crazy Dave: Time to show them who's got the fastest plants in time!

(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

Wild West - Day 6

(Crazy Dave)

Crazy Dave: Chickens... Why did it have to be chickens?

(Crazy Dave leaves)

Wild West - Day 7

(Penny appears)

Penny: Like cow tipping, zombie tipping is best done from the side.

(Crazy Dave appears)

Crazy Dave: Trust me, do not try and tip a cow from behind!

(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

Wild West - Day 8

(Dr. Zomboss appears)

Dr. Zomboss: Greetings Plant Rustler,

Dr. Zomboss: Agents are arriving to mark your brains as my property.

Dr. Zomboss: Salutations, Dr. Edgar Zomboss.

(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)

Crazy Dave: I don't want my brains all marked up.

Crazy Dave: It took forever to get'em clean.

(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

Wild West Map (After Completing Day 8)

(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)

Crazy Dave: Maybe we can use that World Key to unlock our minds.

Crazy Dave: I still have some cleaning to do.

Penny: It would be better used gaining access to a World.

Penny: You know, for the greater good of...

Crazy Dave: The Taco! I almost forgot.

(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

Wild West - Day 9

(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)

Penny: It appears that zombies have been gathered in that corral.

Crazy Dave: A not O.K. Corral

Crazy Dave: Better plant something before they get loose.

(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

Wild West - Day 14

(After the player completes the level and receives the Note, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)

Penny: It appears brains are outlawed around here.

Crazy Dave: Quick, neighbor. Play dumb.

Penny: We'll follow your lead, User Dave.

Wild West - Day 15

(After beating the level, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)

Penny: Looks like Dr. Zomboss is back.

Crazy Dave: Let's go confront him! I need my taco back!

Crazy Dave: He'll regret messing with me... I'm the rootinest and the tootinest!

(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

Wild West - Day 16

(Dr. Zomboss appears)

Dr. Zomboss: Have you considered that you are sharing in Crazy David's madness?

Dr. Zomboss: There is not zombie outbreak threatening you.

Dr. Zomboss: You are not using plants to defend your home.

Dr. Zomboss: The zombies and I are normal people, simply trying to help you.

(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave appears)

Crazy Dave: I bet you'll tell us there are no spoons, too!

(Crazy Dave leaves)

(After the player defeats Zombot War Wagon and receives the Wild West Trophy, Crazy Dave appears)

Crazy Dave: That's right! These plants versus you and your zombies.

Crazy Dave: And we didn't even use any spoons...

Crazy Dave: Even though those things totally exist!

(Crazy Dave leaves, Dr. Zomboss appears)

Dr. Zomboss: I admit you are correct in this regard.

Dr. Zomboss: We have no existential conflict over the nature of spoons.

(Dr. Zomboss leaves)

Last Stand II

(Crazy Dave appears)

Crazy Dave: I could really go for a tub of fried chicken right now.

(Penny appears)

Penny: Well, they've let loose the birds of war, so you're in luck.

(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

Last Stand III

(After being the level, Penny appears)

Penny: Nice job, Sheriff User Time Traveler.

(Crazy Dave appears)

Crazy Dave: You've survived a lot of bull.

(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

Not OK Corral III

(After beating the level, Crazy Dave appears)

Crazy Dave: My great grandpappy was a lawman around these parts.

(Penny appears)

Penny: Is that him over there?

Crazy Dave: Where?

Penny: Made you look.

(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

Locked and Loaded I

(Crazy Dave appears)

Crazy Dave: These plants are mine.

Crazy Dave: Well not mine... yours.

Crazy Dave: They're for the mine...

Crazy Dave: carts.

(Crazy Dave leaves)

Locked and Loaded II

(Crazy Dave appears)

Crazy Dave: They're coming 'round the mountain for your brains!

(Penny appears)

Penny: Oh no, he's singing again.

(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

Locked and Loaded III

(After beating the level, Penny appears)

Penny: I can't believe there were so many chickens.

(Crazy Dave appears)

Crazy Dave: I cry fowl!

Penny: This will be remembered as the Great Chickening of 1850.

(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

Save Our Seeds I

(Penny appears)

Penny: These levels can be tough nuts to crack.

(Crazy Dave appears)

Crazy Dave: And I want to see the delicious creamy center.

Penny: The point is not to crack them.

(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

Save Our Seeds II

(Crazy Dave appears)

Crazy Dave: What's that sound in the distance?

(Penny appears)

Penny: That is the sound of inevitability.

Crazy Dave: It sounds like a stampede!

(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

Save Our Seeds III

(Penny appears)

Penny: Protecting these Squashes will prove quite the challenge.

(Crazy Dave appears)

Crazy Dave: Hopefully you can squash that challenge!

Penny: ...

(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

Big Bad Butte

(Crazy Dave appears)

Crazy Dave: Hi neighbor! Welcome to the Big Bad Butte!

Crazy Dave: And by big I mean crawling with zombies...

(Crazy Dave leaves)

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